Agh! The internet burns!
Tuesday, November 26, 2002
 
Maybe you're feeling a little confused since you didn't read 'The Hobbit' so you don't know why there's so much emphasis on Bilbo Baggins in 'Lord of the Rings.' Maybe you're a real fan of Leanord Nimoy's singing career. Maybe you really like watching 20 year olds dance around like idiots for no discernable reason. Maybe you need to go violently insane for tax purposes.
Well, you can take care of all of those needs at once. Here is one of the oddest ideas for a music video ever. Take a guy known for playing an alien. Have him sing a song about a fantasy character. Make sure the song has nothing to do with the book's tone or feel. Then, have a bunch of young women in stupid looking sweaters hop around like deranged gerbils. That's a formula for a hit!
  12:17 PM
Sunday, November 24, 2002
 
Okay....

Remember in 'Woodstock' when the guy comes on the PA and tells everbody not to eat the brown acid? That's what I'm saying about the Ostrich Jerky...


Just kidding.

It was good, if a bit too mushy. I guess if you're a 'jerky person' (somebody find me that fetish website, please) then it's a nice low fat alternative. Certainly, the tastiest Ostrich I've ever had.

Here's the website in case you're interested...
  5:53 PM
 
Oh, I almost forgot. I just went to the deli and bought "Os Trim", I high-protien, low fat jerky snack made from a delicious combination of Beef and Ostrich. I will definitely post my impressions of my teriyaki flavored ostrich jerky experience later. This is why modern civilization rules. The total variety of strange animals to eat.

In fact, that's going to be the biggest thing about cloning dinosaurs. Fuck Jurassic Park rides which always end in being trapped in something while a giant lizard roots around trying to get you out of it like a prize in a crackerjack box. No, what America wants is Fred Flintstone style Brontosaurus steaks. Mmm-hmm.
  1:50 PM
 
Alright, I totally suck because I'm still working on the Residents review. Maybe tonight, but I just ran across this and I have to post it. This nut of a doctor has developed a way to inject a dead body with plastic and preserve it. He removes the skin and displays them in 'action poses'. This is seriously the most fucked up thing I've ever seen. The site is a bit short on pix, but you can get the idea here. If this ever comes anywhere near NY I'm organizing a field trip. Everbody get a vomit buddy!
  1:39 PM
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