Agh! The internet burns!: 12/15/2002 - 12/21/2002

Agh! The internet burns!

Tuesday, December 17, 2002

Oooh, I know what these can do with my Micronauts....

¶ 9:56 AM

What a world. I spent most of my life having to tell people my name isn't pronounced La-vig-knee but lavine, or having to spell it three or four times in a row. So for the first time there's a celebrity with the same last name as me, and it's the worst slimiest kind of Brittany wanna-be. Gah. Now I get this in my email:

Hey Lavigne's.
are you related to Avril Lavigne?? I really want her to email me so i'm
sending this email to every single lavigne user on yahoo(over 200 hundred
people!) in hope to find her or get a reply. Would be the best christmas
pressie ever!

So I'm trying to come up with a good response to this cretin. Email me (as if anybody else is reading this) and give me your ideas. My first one ("Fuck you, you fucking retard") though satisfying, lacks panache. Help me out.

¶ 8:15 AM

Life, you never know when it's going to poke you. hard.

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