Two amazing thing happened today. One, I was reminded that this is the anniversary of the birth of
my favorite girl ever! Let's all give her a hand for turning me from the dark side! She's tottally the coolest girl ever!
The other is that I was walking to the subway and I saw the headline of that free metro paper they're always trying to force on me everywhere I go. And for the first time ever I grabbed one. I could not contain my glee as I greedily read that my least favorite bullying shithead is being
sued for being dirtier than Dirty Ol Bastard! There is a god. Or maybe not because really, no loving god would
poison falafel for me, forever the way this scumbags sick ranting has.