Bad sleepy boy! BAD!
So, according to our hapless roommates in Jacksonville last weekend, I am in dire need of
one of these. It seems a bit extreme, but I'm sure willing to do it, if it means not feeling like a shithead for something I basically have no control over. That's how much I want to keep the privilege of sleeping in the same room as my friends.
You know, that sounded a lot less creepy in my head.